In business, it is not all about being serious. Sometimes entrepreneurs needs to lighten up. So I compiled some humour business quotes. Here we go;
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it annoys the pig. George Bernard Shaw- I’m not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues. Franklin D. Roosevelt
- Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. Napoleon Bonaparte
- Success means only doing what you do well, letting someone else do the rest. Goldstein S. Truism
- The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary. Vidal Sassoon
- Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more. Oscar Wilde
- Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it. Andrew Young
- The successful man is the one who finds out what is the matter with his business before his competitors do. Roy L. Smith
- Don’t piss on my back and tell me it’s raining. Old West quote
- The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat. Lilly Tomlin
- A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. Unknown
- The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. Oscar Wilde
- I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it. George Bernard Shaw
- By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. Robert Frost
- Never invest in anything that eats or needs repairing. Billy Rose
Which one do you think is your favourite? Do you have any humour business quotes, post them below;
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